Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Kids are dumb, and....

I'm convinced that there HAS to be a direct inverse correlation between a person's IQ, and the distance between their pant's waist-band and their actual waist.

Story: 'Juvenile strikes officer at bus stop'

Think about it...
Old OLD people, are known for hiking their pants up to their nipples, and are also known for going senile.
Babies are by DEFINATION immature, and 99.9999999999+% of the time would rather run around naked (FAR from the waist-bands of their diapers).
Ghetto/Wigger/Rapper-Wannabe/Lemming Teens buy pants 10+ sizes to big and wear their pants around their thighs/knees/shins/ankles trying to be cool and the above (see link) happens.

Seriously...It's got to be true.