Monday, September 19, 2005

Sandy vaginas - A HOLY-WAR over an ICE CREAM CONE LID.

WTF?!
It's just a damn ice-cream cone lid. That's it.

Seriously, I'm sick of people being sandy vaginas over little things.
THERE ARE NO CONSPIRACIES IN THIS WORLD, PEOPLE.


GET OVER YOUSELVES PEOPLE, YOUR LIVES ARN'T AT ALL IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO WARRENT ANYBODY WASTING THEIR TIME TO CONSPIRE AGAINST YOU.
Religious reasons, of all reasons, are the LEAST IMPORTANT reasons for someone to waste their time.
But EVEN IF they were, even if someone had the time and money to spend on such endeavors, you think they would use a BURGERKING ICECREAM LID as their medium of choice!?!?
Seriously WTF?!
1. It's an ice-cream lid. THAT ALL. It's not a means of global religious domination.
2. Even if it were, 99.99999% of Burger King patrons either can't read Arabic, don't CARE, or even if they could & did care wouldn't have the political/economic/religious/monetary power or TIME to do anything such as what is being claimed. If they did have that type of time, money, and power they DEFINATELY wouldn't be eating at BURGERKING of all places.
But if that dude wants to waste his time and money on piddly squat things like that, I say he can go at it. The rest of humanity live in the REAL WORLD, and will continue on with our lives without another thought.
What would I say to the guy if I were to meet him?
"Nice job perpetuating the general consensus that your religion’s fanatics are a bunch of whiney little bitches with their priorities totally skewed, who obviously are out of touch with the rest of the world. Which is probably the reason they're whiney in the first place."

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
The world would be a better place if some people took more naps when they got cranky.

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